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McDonald’s to sign the Colonel

4:13 pm on the 28th of November, 2003

Well not quite but it’d be a good headline if it were true wouldn’t it?

I saw this story on the metro yesterday and they had a much better photo. The story though is about a giant cow, weighing more than a ton and a height of 6 foot five inches!

“he doesn’t moo or nothing”

source : BBC NEWS | England | Somerset | Weighty problem for farmer

Damn right he doesn’t! it more likely to be something like a roar at his size. (because of course anything big must be a meateater, mustn’t it? or I am I getting confused again?)

Comments

  1. BIG bruv

    Elephants - those well known meat-eaters, eh wee bro…

  2. big bruv

    That should have read

    ‘of course anything big must be a meateater, mustn’t it?’

    Elephants - those well known meat-eaters, eh wee bro…

    Can’t get the hang of your quote function…but I’m stupid, aren’t i?

  3. Stuart

    I kn… It was a j…

    oh, it doesn’t matter. like you said, you’re a bit stupid

  4. big bruv

    it takes, as they say, one to know one…

  5. big bruv

    Just re-read your headline and twigged the meaning of it. Obvious bollocks. What use would McDonalds have for premium beef? You don’t think they use it do you. Everyone knows their beefburgers contain 50% ground up cow hoof, 25% oxtail, 20% brain and 5% floor sweepings. And that’s the meat content…you’ll be saying they have pig in their hamburgers next! pah!

    McDonalds are quite litigous aren’t they? Think they’ll sue? Me or Stu?

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