McDonald’s to sign the Colonel
4:13 pm on the 28th of November, 2003Well not quite but it’d be a good headline if it were true wouldn’t it?
I saw this story on the metro yesterday and they had a much better photo. The story though is about a giant cow, weighing more than a ton and a height of 6 foot five inches!
“he doesn’t moo or nothing”
source : BBC NEWS | England | Somerset | Weighty problem for farmer
Damn right he doesn’t! it more likely to be something like a roar at his size. (because of course anything big must be a meateater, mustn’t it? or I am I getting confused again?)
December 1st, 2003 at 5:04 pm on the 1st of December, 2003
Elephants - those well known meat-eaters, eh wee bro…
December 1st, 2003 at 5:06 pm on the 1st of December, 2003
That should have read
Elephants - those well known meat-eaters, eh wee bro…
Can’t get the hang of your quote function…but I’m stupid, aren’t i?
December 1st, 2003 at 5:12 pm on the 1st of December, 2003
I kn… It was a j…
oh, it doesn’t matter. like you said, you’re a bit stupid
December 2nd, 2003 at 9:15 am on the 2nd of December, 2003
it takes, as they say, one to know one…
December 3rd, 2003 at 2:43 pm on the 3rd of December, 2003
Just re-read your headline and twigged the meaning of it. Obvious bollocks. What use would McDonalds have for premium beef? You don’t think they use it do you. Everyone knows their beefburgers contain 50% ground up cow hoof, 25% oxtail, 20% brain and 5% floor sweepings. And that’s the meat content…you’ll be saying they have pig in their hamburgers next! pah!
McDonalds are quite litigous aren’t they? Think they’ll sue? Me or Stu?
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