Comments on: some advice

By: Lordy

Lordy — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I say write away. A view not shared with your mother, I’m sure.

By: mother

mother — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Some more advice

1. Always look after your finances properly. Pay bill on time, fill out necessary forms promptly and don’t waste too much money on drink.

2. Treat animals kindly. If you give them a toy, make sure it’s safe to play with first. Tear egg cartons in half before putting them in the cage, for example.

3. Always remember to go Chritmas shopping. But remember its the thought the counts. You don’t have to spend to much on your father, for instance, as long as its a thoughtful gift.

4. Always do your studying before you do start doing fun things like computer programming.

5. Don’t take my name in vain, Lordy.

By: The Lord Of All (except my mother)

The Lord Of All (except my mother) — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Drat!

I hate it when I get told off online.

By: Mum

Mum — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

How many mothers do you have??? I’ve not sent anything before. your REAL Mummy

By: Lordy

Lordy — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Hmmm. Something fishy afoot. And given the suspicious absence of big brother, my finger is pointing directly at him.

By: big bruv

big bruv — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Not me. I was Christmas shopping.

I just ignore advice. You know that.

By: Stuart

Stuart — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

it’s funny you say that o’ eldest brother of mine, but the IP address that you used and the IP address of ‘mother’ bear a striking resmblance. And do you really think Mum knows the URL of her practice website? I think not!

By: big bruv

big bruv — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

You think I don’t know that??

Let me have my fun. Otherwise I’ll go back to playing God. Not done that for a while.