some advice
3:09 pm on the 26th of November, 2003It isn’t best to wait untill your flatmate gets a letter in the post saying that had he not applied for his exemption he would now be required to pay several hundred pounds in council tax before you get around to applying for yours
Gerbils don’t like egg cartons. When egg cartons are placed on potentially unstable ground, sawdust for example, they take on properties not unlike a beartrap and will envelop your gerbil over and over untill you free the poor beast and rip the two halves apart.
Don’t attempt to go Christmas Shopping. At any time of year. Unless you are armed with
a) strong body odour or
b) a big stick to catch peoples legs with
Don’t write lists of bits of advice when you have an essay to write instead.
November 27th, 2003 at 1:44 am on the 27th of November, 2003
I say write away. A view not shared with your mother, I’m sure.
November 27th, 2003 at 9:16 am on the 27th of November, 2003
Some more advice
1. Always look after your finances properly. Pay bill on time, fill out necessary forms promptly and don’t waste too much money on drink.
2. Treat animals kindly. If you give them a toy, make sure it’s safe to play with first. Tear egg cartons in half before putting them in the cage, for example.
3. Always remember to go Chritmas shopping. But remember its the thought the counts. You don’t have to spend to much on your father, for instance, as long as its a thoughtful gift.
4. Always do your studying before you do start doing fun things like computer programming.
5. Don’t take my name in vain, Lordy.
November 27th, 2003 at 11:16 pm on the 27th of November, 2003
Drat!
I hate it when I get told off online.
November 28th, 2003 at 12:21 am on the 28th of November, 2003
How many mothers do you have??? I’ve not sent anything before. your REAL Mummy
November 28th, 2003 at 12:59 am on the 28th of November, 2003
Hmmm. Something fishy afoot. And given the suspicious absence of big brother, my finger is pointing directly at him.
November 28th, 2003 at 8:54 am on the 28th of November, 2003
Not me. I was Christmas shopping.
I just ignore advice. You know that.
November 28th, 2003 at 9:13 am on the 28th of November, 2003
it’s funny you say that o’ eldest brother of mine, but the IP address that you used and the IP address of ‘mother’ bear a striking resmblance. And do you really think Mum knows the URL of her practice website? I think not!
November 28th, 2003 at 1:28 pm on the 28th of November, 2003
You think I don’t know that??
Let me have my fun. Otherwise I’ll go back to playing God. Not done that for a while.
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