Things I’d Do If I Were Primeminister
9:07 am on the 24th of April, 2003- Offer George Bush a pretzel
- Ban those stickers on apples
- Shut down Tennents brewery
- Bring back capital puishment for people who spit out chewing gum
- Ban sequels to movies and new series of Red Dwarf
April 24th, 2003 at 1:30 pm on the 24th of April, 2003
What strange priorities you have.
1. Try and kill the US President (aka the most powerful man on earth).
2. Force people to identify their apple brands by sight alone.
Lets see, my first two would be:
1. Bring about World Peace.
2. Ask my next door neighbour to sweep the close. Ive done it three times since I moved in, and they’ve not done it once.
April 24th, 2003 at 1:36 pm on the 24th of April, 2003
oh come on, the man’s an idiot, he shouldn’t be in charge of the worlds most powerful country. and i’m not saying he should be assasinated here just pointing out how stupid he is.
And who can’t tell the difference between galas and braeburns and granny smiths and golden delicious? they just get in the way and leave nasty marks on your apples.
You’ve only swept three times in how many years? And presumabely you’d be asking the chancellor to sweep the close would you if he didn’t pull his weight in Downing St?
April 25th, 2003 at 1:02 pm on the 25th of April, 2003
World’s most powerful country, but also the most stupid country. Bush is a good example of the typical yank mentality.
blind people may struggle to tell the difference. not that the labels help, of course.
but you’re being silly - the chancellor has a wife, so he could send her along.
3 times in 18 months. It would be more, but i keep waiting on them taking a turn.
May 3rd, 2003 at 12:06 pm on the 3rd of May, 2003
lol-that was funny.
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